OC Meme: APH Philippine OC's

K-chan: *busy worrying about her first long exam in college ever*
*Class gets canceled due to bad weather*
K-chan: FUCK YEA.
*Le wild OC meme appears*
K-chan: Hmm… Looks like my babies need to take over. *thinks of her APH Philippine OC's and suddenly five figures from out of nowhere gathered around her*
Juan: What's up?
K-chan: Oh, just an OC meme and I want you guys to answer it.
Maria: Oooh, masaya yan ah! (That looks fun!) Sure!
Nimuel: Well, this is a great time for me to introduce myself to all those lovely ladies out there so sure, I'll do this!
Aahil: Damn. Shouldn't you be studying for your exam ate K? *is irritated and mutters something* Geez, dafuq is with this crazy bitch?
K-chan: *Russia-like aura surrounds her* I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID, BITCH. YOU WANT ME TO ERASE YOU FROM EXISTANCE?
Crisanto: *places his hands on top of her shoulder to calm her down* Aahil's got a point ate K. Forgive him, please?
K-chan: *shrugs, but still irritated* Fine, I forgive him. BUT AS PUNISHMENT, I'LL MAKE SEXY AND DARING FAN ARTS OF ALL OF YOU IN THE FUTURE!
OC's: EH?!
Nimuel: THAT'S  GREAT! I'll have tons of new fangirls!!! *is squealing*
*Aahil charges but Juan and Crisanto grabs him by the arm* CALM DOWN BRO!
Maria: Uh… fine. We can't object anyway…
K-chan: That's right. Let's begin shall we?

1.) What's your name?
Juan: I'm Juan Crisostomo dela Cruz. Call me Juan or JC. I am the male representation of the Philippines. Nice to meet you!
Maria: I'm Maria Juana dela Cruz. Pleased to meet you all! And like my brother, I represent the Philippines as well! Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, so here's my number, call me Piri! Or Maria…
Nimuel: I'm the fabulously handsome representation of Luzon, Nimuel dela Cruz! Come invest me your heart and I promise that you'll get my love in return~ *blows flying kisses everywhere* Oh yes, feel free to use my nickname, Nim. *winks*
Cris:  I'm pleased to meet all of you. My name is Crisanto dela Cruz. You can call me Cris. Like my brothers, I am a human representation of the island group of Visayas. It is a very lovely place. I hope you'll come visit my home soon! <insert subliminal tourism advertisement here>
Aahil: *grunts* Aahil Abdul Matin dela Cruz. Mindanao. Get the fuck out my face. *is smacked on the head by Maria*
Maria: Introduce yourself properly! We don't want people to have a bad impression on us!
Aahil: Ayaw ko (I don't want to). Go jump off a cliff and stay out of my life!
Cris: *dark aura even darker than Russia's surrounds him as he smiles innocently* Be a good brother and introduce yourself properly, Aahil.
Aahil: *trembles* F-fine! *mutters* I'm the island of Mindanao, Aahil Abdul Matin dela Cruz… Um… It's more fun in the Philippines…? *looks at Cris nervously and Cris smiles; sighs in relief*
*Luzon stifles his laughter while Aahil clenches his fist*
Juan: Er, I think it's time to proceed to the next question.

2.) Do you know why you were named that?
Juan: It's the most common boys' name in the Philippines! At least, for the last few decades… now it's John. *sighs* Oh, and I was named after the lead character in Jose Rizal's Noli Me Tangere, Juan Crisostomo Ibarra.
Maria: Same reason as Juan's… Anyways, I have Juana as a second name coz just like my bro's I can be a man if I want to! >:3
Nim: My name means "peace" in pure Tagalog. So whenever you feel stressed, think of me and you'll find peace~ <3
*Juan and Maria gets slightly irritated by Nimuel's corny lines*
Cris: I think I owe Spain for my name. The first Christian baptism occurred in my islands, because of that I became the first Christian among my siblings. Crisanto means "Christ the Saint" in Spanish.
Aahil: Aahil Abdul Matin is "Prince and Servant of the Firm and Strong" in Muslim. I use "dela Cruz" as a surname because of that darn Spaniard and his Inquisitions.

3.) Are you single or taken?
Juan: It's rather complicated… *shyly smiles and blushes a bit*
Maria: *turns beet red* Well… I was married to a lot of guys before… I'm single at the moment, but lots of guys are courting me… Well… *blushes more*
Nim: I'm single and ready to mingle~ Anyone here wants my phone number~? *winks*
K-chan: I WON'T LET YOU GIVE THEM YOUR NUMBER.
Nim: Okay…
Cris: I'm taken by the most beautiful being this world has never seen.
K-chan: Wow, still playing the mysterious type huh?
Cris: Right you are, ate K.
Aahil: I'm…
Nimuel: *cough*Foreveralone*cough*
Aahil: *stomps on Nimuel's foot* Single. Happy fags?
*Nimuel sucks his swollen toe*
K-chan: Eeew, Nim… That's totally gross.
Nim: Want me to hammer your foot? *annoyed*
K-chan: Next question!

4.) Have any abilities or powers?
Juan: We're all practically immortal. I mean, I'm 114 years old already! Oh, and I can hold my liquor better than any Brit or German or Prussian! *is proud*
Maria: Well, they say that I'm the best karaoke singer in the world but I don't know about that… *is trying to be humble*
Nim: Except for my beautiful face which can blind even the stars, I can adapt to any situations and I'm very pliant.
Aahil: Hn. The only thing you'll blind is yourself, asshole.
Nim: Oh please, you're just jealous of me because not even a rat finds you attractive. *sticks his tongue out at Aahil*

Aahil: WHY YOU WORTHLESS-- *is stopped by Juan and Maria by giving him death glares*
K-chan: It's Cris's turn.
Cris: I would say that being friendly and likeable are my best abilities. Why? BECAUSE I CAN TRICK THEM AND MANIPULATE THEIR MINDS AND USE THEM FOR MY OWN WANTS Because by being friendly and likeable, more and more people come to our beautiful country.
Aahil: Mine would be the ability to survive in the wilderness for long periods of time. Suck it, loser.

5.) Stop being a Mary-sue.
PH OC's: … *evil grins*
K-chan: … *evil grin*

6.) If you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
Juan: Are you kidding me? I could knock him out in a second! Remember, I am the world's greatest boxer!
Maria: Um, Juan? The sport is wrestling…
Juan: Oh… Well, we could get Batista… right?
Nim: The poor creature will be too stunned just by the sight of my beautiful shadow!
*All of then facepalmed and sighed*
K-chan: He's going way too far… *facepalm* How 'bout you Cris?
Cris: Yes.
Aahil: Yes, he would win. No joke.

7.) Have any family members?
PH OC's: *group hug* WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY!!!
K-chan: Dysfunctional is a better adjective…
PH OC's: *blank stare*
Aahil: Damn right ate K, damn right.

8.) How about pets?
Juan: I have a kalabaw (carabao) named Masipag and an eagle chick named Pagaspas.
Maria: Piri-cat!!! Nyaa~ :3
Nim: A mix-breed dog named Bantay  and a Tamaraw named Mailap.
K-chan: (Pfft… didn't expect that from you Nimuel. XD)
Cris: Choco, a tarsier.
Aahil: Lolong, the largest crocodile in the world. *snobs at Nim*

9.) Tell me something that you don't like?
Juan: Greedy neighboors… *is pertaining to a certain Chinese man*
Maria: Mean countries that call us maids! *is also pertaining to a certain Chinese man*
Nim: Bratty little brothers. *points at Aahil*
Aahil: Snotty kuyas. *points at Nimuel*
Cris: I love everything and everyone and there is no way for me to hate. *mysterious grin*

10.) Something that you do like?
PH OC's: MANGOES~~~~~~!!!!

11.) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
Juan: Playing my gitara (guitar) eases my nerves…
Maria: Eating!! Balut is my favourite!!! >:3
Nim: Facebook, Twitter, and most of all, texting!
Cris: Swimming and fishing are my favourite past times.
Aahil: Hiding in the mountains to kidnap foreigners hunt and be alone.

12.) Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
PH OC's: Yes…
Juan: We can't avoid that, can we?
Maria: It's all part of growing up and being a country…

13.) Ever... killed anyone before?
PH OC's: Yes…
Nim: It can't be avoided. We had to fight for ourselves…
Aahil: Meh, I kill for fun… *Juan and Maria sends him death glares*
Cris: Yes… I've killed lots of men… but it was for the good. *mysterious grin*
K-chan: Really now, Cris?
Cris: Yes, really…

14.) What kind of Pokemon are you?
Juan: Oooh! Oooh!!! Bulbasaur!!! XD
Maria: PIKACHU~!
Nim: No pokemon can match my beauty!!!
Cris: I…can't… choose…!
Aahil: I don't give a rat's ass about Pokemon!!! *doesn't watch Pokemon*

15.) Name your worst habits
Juan: I always come late at meetings… *sigh*
Maria: I excessively use whitening products… *is shameful*
Nim: I can be a bit of a push-over…  *feels bad*
Cris: I lie about what I feel. *is smiling to the point that it gives everyone the creeps*
Aahil: Fuck this world…

16.) Do you look up to anyone at all?
PH OC's (except Aahil): Kuya America, Kuya England, Kuya Japan, Kuya Korea, *the list goes on*

17.) Gay, straight, or bi?
Juan: Straight.
Maria: Straight.
Nim: Straight. Wouldn't want to disappoint the girls, do we? *winks*
Aahil: DAMN STRAIGHT FAGGOTS!!!
K-chan: He gets defensive when it comes to sexual orientation…
Cris:… What do you think? *mysterious smile*

18.) Do you go to school?
PH OC's: Hetalia World Academy!

19.) Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
Juan: Maybe someday… *blushes*
Maria: Of course! *blushes* I mean every girl would want to be a bride someday…
Nim: Never thought about marriage… but yes, I'd love to spend my life with the woman who'd make me happy… It could be any one of you, my lovely ladies~
Cris: Of course… I'd like to have my own family.
Aahil: DAFUQ WITH THAT!!??? *blushes furiously* NO!!!NEVER!!!!
K-chan: Aww, you just broke a lot of hearts, Aahil…
Aahil: I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!!! NEXT QUESTION!!!

20.) Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
Juan: I think so…
Maria: Maybe…?
Nim: OF COURSE!!! Who wouldn't love the very handsome me?
K-chan: I would.
Nim: *sulks in a corner*
K-chan: Just kidding… XD
Cris: I think I have a few…
Aahil: I don't fucking care.

21.) What are you most afraid of?
Juan: Being forgotten…
Maria: Being left behind…
Nimuel: Getting ugly… and going broke…
Cris: I don't know if I'm afraid of anything…
Aahil: Losing to that ass Nimuel…

22.)*snicker* Ok, ok. What colour is your hair?
PH OC's: Black.
Maria: But it turns into a shade of brown when we go out into the sunlight…: D

23.) Eyes?
PH OC's: Dark brown.

24.) What do you usually wear?
Juan: I wear the usual t-shirt, jeans, and slippers, but on formal occasions, I wear my Barong Tagalog.
Maria: A blouse, a skirt, my pair of bakya (slippers), and my sampaguita hair clip. I wear the Baro't Saya on formal gatherings.
Nim: A polo shirt, slacks, and leather slip-on shoes. But you can usually see me in my business attire which is a suit. On formal occasions, I usually don the Barong or a tuxedo.
Cris: I like to wear light clothing, so I often wear sandos (tank tops), polo shirts, and cargo shorts, usually with a pair of slippers. Like Juan, I wear the Barong on formal occasions.
Aahil: Tshirts, vests, jeans, boots or slippers, and bandanas. I hate formal wear.

25.) Ok. What's your religion?
PH OC's except Aahil: Roman Catholic.
Aahil: MUSLIMS ROCK!!! \m/

26.) Do you wish this quiz is over?
Juan: Hopefully…
Maria: Same here…
Nim: This is a minor setback on my busy schedule today… *sighs*
Cris: No. I actually enjoy this…
Aahil. HELL YEAH.

27.) Well, it's still not over.
PH OC's except Cris: *groans* Aww…
Cris: Yay!

28.) Anyways, where do you live?
Juan: We live near the equator.
Maria: We're neighbours with ate Indonesia, Kuya Brunei, Ate Malaysia, and lots more!
Nim: I live in a penthouse in Metro Manila. *Juan and Maria stares at him* Fine, I actually live with my ate and kuyas… *is not old enough to live alone*
Cris: I have a beach house in Cebu, but most of the time I stay at ate and kuya's house.
Aahil: I wish I could live alone in Davao, but instead I had to live with these *everyone gives Aahil death glares* lovely brothers and sister in a very beautiful house.

30.) How many friends do you have?
Juan: LOTS!
Maria: YEAH! LOTS!
Nim: We're all very friendly and nice!
Cris: Yes… we have many friends…
Aahil: I don't give a shit. I can live by myself.

31.) Wow. If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
Juan: I would like to get rid of Filipino Time in my body…
Maria: I'd like to lessen my colonial mentality…
Nim: I'd like to use my money more effectively.
K-chan: He's filthy stinking rich… *smirks*
Cris: Does change make everything better? I don't think so. *grins*
Aahil: …Maybe…

32.) If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? And I don't want no cheap answer, ya hear?
Juan: I'd donate it to the poor!
Maria: I'd start a health clinic and offer services for free!
Nim: I'd start a business and sell locally made products!
Cris: I'd promote tourism!
Aahil: I'd buy weapons and start a freaking war!*is shot by Juan and Maria*

33.) What are your thoughts on pie?
Juan: Pie… o3o
Maria: Mango pie… =3=
Nim: With whipped cream on top… +3+
Cris: Sprinkled with cinnamon powder… =7=
Aahil: You retards… =_=

34.) Alright. What's your favorite food?
PH OC's: MANGOES~~~~

35.) Favorite drink?
PH OC's: MANGO SHAKE~~~!!!
Juan: Your argument is invalid.

36.) What is your favorite place?
Juan: Bagumbayan, now known as the Luneta Park. It holds a dear place in my heart…
Maria: Leyte, Samar in Visayas… I will always treasure that place… *blushes slightly*
Nim: Makati City in Metro Manila. I like to surround myself with luxury.
Cris: The beach, most especially in Boracay and Cebu. I feel at ease whenever I see the wide open sea.
Aahil: The mountains, because I can release all of my damn feelings there.
K-chan: You have feelings?
Aahil: What do you think, dumbass?
K-chan: I'll let this one slide for now…

37.) Least favorite?
Juan: The boss's office. I hate that feeling whenever I'm in there… *grunts*
Maria: Papa Spain's overprotective arms… *sigh* He still can't get over it… really.
Nim: I hate mountains!! It's so hard to get a phone signal! DX
Cris: I don't hate, remember?
Aahil: Cities 'cause everyone there is so fucking snotty!

38.) Do you still want the quiz to end?
PH OC's except Cris: YEAH.
Cris: No..

39.) Yeah. Well, it's over. D:
K-chan: FUCK YEA. I can now take a stinking bath!!! Later dudes!!!
Juan: It was a nice quiz…
Maria: Yeah, it was…
Nim: Farewell my lovely darlings! All of you will be inside my heart!!! *blows flying kisses*
Cris: Too bad… Oh well, I have other things to tend to, anyway… *smiles mysteriously*
Aahil: FINALLY!!! I CAN NOW DO SOME SHIT!!!
K-chan: Thank you all!!

40.) Now, tag 3 people:

N.

O.

NO.

*is too lazy*